i almost burnt shamim mamis kitchen while making chips n pizzas in the oven. seriously it wasnt my fault it was shamim mamis fault.....how was i supposed to know that she had secretly put some newspapers in the oven to dry some spilt oil....(im still coughing) throughout the chaos ujala kept making salad calmly thinking that it was normal procedure for smoke to come out of the oven....even when the whole kitchen was all smoky she remained persistent in her 'duty' as a cook. before this eventful happening we had gone cruising with zukie bhai to blackburn, never have i seen so many desis even in pakistan altogether in the streets. it was like a town of desi men...no woman in sight... strictly all ugly men.