eid mubarak

eid mubarak everyone its bakra timeeeeeee. that there big black one is motu(see him gobble those pathhas), the one next to him is baychara(because motu is having all his food) and the one way back there is miskeen(he hasnt spoken a word since he got here). so how are your bakras doing?

• we are already missing ash zab coz they wont be here on eid , but since they are vegetarians of choice i.e they eat fish and kebabs and tikkas but no other kind of meat they wont be missing much but thay will be missed.
• inshallah tomorrow the rest of the family is coming over for eating the bakras. so who is zabahing their bakra themselves??? i wish i had the guts but em i cant slaughter a bakra myself though dad can. just before i say allahuakbar have a good bakra salan i just want to remind everyone. treat your bakras well and feed them well and do not show them the knife before slaughtering them. in the words of a cousin "aik tau mera bakra kaat diya hai aur upar sai ussay kha rahay hain." "first u killed my bakra and now you are eating it"
• HAPPY EID MUBARAK EVERYONE. my bakras are having a last night on earth party.

motu invited me but i refused very kindly. the ambiance (em the smell) wasnt to my liking. i prefer "pleasures" and "glamourous" to "badbooz" and " bakrooz" hahah. and besides the choice of my food is a bit more varied. haha namely the hand that was trying to invite me to the party. moohahahah