a quarter of a length behind

so every day without fail i find myself quarter of a length behind lali while swimming. i figured out there could be the following reasons, 1. ofcourse my reasonably senior age,i also have 3 white hair now 2.the fact she is 3 inches taller than moi, ofcourse my short and stubby legs cant beat the 3 inches, 4. the fact that my excess fat keeps me behind like its hard to swim with a life jacket in the same way, you get the picture right, 5. she is just a better swimmer, which i will not agree to even if you bound and gag me and beat me while i am unconscious. but the best part of my day is pretending to drown while lali saves me........ anyway i was just remember the other day that when we were younger and maich and i would fight my best form of retaliation was to say may your first born be like me and shed go ballistic i think i mentioned this before also , so when she got married i once told ati bhai u know u and i are a lot alike and he is like no i am like baba not like u and i said well i am exactly like baba so if a=b and b=c then a=c hence proved. no you are not like baba he said. so i was like dude ok if u dont wanna be like me thats ok but that doesnt mean im not likwe my father. i know i know totally not connected blog but what the heck its my blog and ill write what i want to:)