just ours

somethings are just ours. i mean only in pakistan...

1. the dirty paan wala with paan spit all over his clothes.....but the paan he sells wa ji wa.
2. bangra...exclusively ours...like fixing a light bulb, scratching the back and petting the dog at the same time. oyay ballay ballay.
3. the rocket buses that spew and spit diesel like some ugly man eating machines.....more like making man want to vomit machine.
4. the pirated movies, whose prints are so bad that we have to turn first this way then that and finally squint to adjust to watch them.
5. the light fluctuations. right when you are going to make a seven letter word in literati it fluctuates and tadaa you are back to making words like it and if.
6. the wrong spellings on bulletin board, banners even in big classy shops............................ sail! sail! sail! 15% sail on new clothes........
7. the standing in lines in the sun for hours while the man at the window sits and drinks tea and watches poeple drop down like flies from heat stroke .
8. the dahi bhallas which give you an upset stomach later on yummyy, the channay wala who has 6 fingers and mixes the channas with all his 11 fingers and serves it to you.
9. the sun that surely shines brighter and the flowers that surely look more colourfull and the rain that surely smells more pure.......only in pakistan.......only in the land of the pure. oh paki land how i love thee :)