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Friday, August 5

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got nothing better to do: watch mtv boiling point or punked and sort out clothes at the same time. be prepared incase ligth goes off. if light goes off: get candles, loads of them not just the two small ones left in the house after all the fancy ones have been used. dont forget the match sticks and one trashy novel . with minimal light try reading till your head starts hurting and you get all dizzy and disoriented. then lie on the sofa where your sister is sleeping peacefully and try to wake her up by pretending you are a massive fly. when she kicks you and you land on the fork you dropped on the floor when the light went off try not to move too much till some one is there to assist you. go to the kitchen and come back empty handed, try baking cookies in the dark and realize after mixing everything that the flour wont cut it. abandon effort and scold the cook for not telling about the finishing flour. scourge for money in the wallet with a hole and come up with a few bucks and send the cook on his way to get the flour. realize the light had come back about 10 minutes ago and you being the cautious type had switched all the lights, fans and tv off and hadnt realized that you had been dying in the heat for naught. try to ignore the fact that your sister number 3 is watching buffy the vampire slayer and watching cheap desi songs inbetween adds. try to further ignore the fact that skinny siter number 4 is on the excercise cycle trying to send you on a guilt trip about not going thru with your own half hour of torture. listen to sister number 1 telling you about the electricity shortage at her place and wonder how did she find my phone number in the dark. try mailing friends you havent mailed in about a year just to get something in your inbox apart from junk mail. finally realise that you still have nothing to do.


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