self obsessed

• me: you talk about your self so much that one could easily call you conceited.
• A: or someone with low self esteem.
• me: you're such a narcissist
• A: oh my!! look at my hands, they are so beautiful, say mashallah.
• me: well as far as hands are concerned, even though black now my hands also picture well so if u r gonna harp your own horn, two can play that game.
• A: look at my teeth, they are so white, say mashallah.
• me: your teeth are like rabbits. i've what they call pearl teeth, so i cant give a toothy grin and when i do i look like an old lady trying to eat a chocolate fudge cake withour her dentures.
• A: ask me why i am so cute.
• me: you are not.
• A: no ask me why i am so cute?
• me: alright!!! why?
• A: BECAUSE Allah made me so :)
• me: only Musa looks cute saying that.